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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:15
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News
Loons and Moons
Still no good
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Ryan Lochte’s wife Kayla reveals ‘painful’ divorce after seven years of marriage - New York Post
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Pokémon developer Game Freak reveals Beast of Reincarnation at Xbox Games Showcase - Eurogamer
No go.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
BTS’ Jungkook and Jimin Discharged from Korean Military After RM and V - Rolling Stone
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Jared Isaacman’s Plans For NASA - NASA Watch
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.